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Addison: Hey. This is what you invited me to? This is your big bachelor party?
Derek: It was last-minute. I needed some warm bodies.
Mark: Which would explain why I’m here.
Addison: Why am I the only girl, by the way? What am I, the entertainment? I am not stripping. 
Derek: That’s okay. We’ve seen it already.
Mark: True. 
Burke: I haven’t.

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Addison: I gotta tell you, this group of interns…
Burke: Emotional. 
Addison: Headstrong. 
Burke: Hotheaded, stubborn. They think they know everything. You can only give them so much rope before they hang themselves with it. They lose all rationality, don’t listen to reason.
Addison: Jeez, Preston. Don’t hold back.

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Addison: He is alone! All alone! Do any of you even know what that’s like? (motions to Burke) Lives with Cristina, (looks Derek up and down) dates the perfect twelve year old, (looks at Mark) Manwhore! His wife left him! After twenty-five years of marriage! So if the man wants to dye his hair for the ladies, let him dye his hair for the ladies! Leave him be.

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Derek (enters the elevator): Morning. (looks at the Chief) What’s different?
Chief: Nothing.
Addison: Leave him be.
Derek: What happened to your hair?
Chief: Nothing.
Derek: Mmhmm. (Addison glares at him. Mark and Burke enter the elevator. Derek moves over next to Addison)
Derek (whispers to Addison): See? Look, watch.
Burke: What happened to your hair?
Addison (clears throat): Leave him be.
Mark: He dyed it.
Derek: But why?
Addison (whispering as she whacks Derek with her newspaper): Leave him be! 
Derek: Ow! (whispers) What’re you doing? What?
Burke: Okay, but why?
Chief: Men who have gray hair get noticed less than men who don’t.
Derek: By who?
Burke: By the ladies. 
(Mark laughs, then coughs to cover it up)

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Preston: May the best man win.

Addison: Excuse me, lady chief right here.

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Mark: One of us could be chief.

Preston(pointing to Addison, Derek & himself): No, one of us could be chief. You? I don’t think so.

Derek & Addison: Yeah.

Mark: Oh I could be chief.

Derek: You’re delusional.

Addison: Mark Sloan, Chief of Surgery. That makes me vomit a little in my mouth.