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Adele: Richard is not going to find out because neither one of us are going to tell him.

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Addison: Cheif!
Richard: Addison, I just heard the news.
Addison: You heard? Who told you? What did you hear?
Richard: That Joe and Walter are adopting… Is the birth mom here? I’d love to put in a good word.
Addison: Oh! No, no no! Chief, you don’t want to go in there, it’s a young girl, in the stirrups, her equipment exposed… You don’t want to see that.
Richard: No, I don’t want to see that.

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Richard: The last time I tried to pick up a woman I had a Harvey Wallbanger in one hand and an afro pick in the other.
Addison: Oh, Richard. 
Richard: Well, you think about it. I mean, when you’re married you like to think you still have game.
Addison: Practice on me. 
Richard: I’m sorry?
Addison: Mark’s right. I mean, he’s wrong about so many things, but he is right about this. You need to get back out there. So, practice.
Richard: Addison, I wouldn’t know where to start.
Addison: Ask me to dance.
Richard: Well, there’s no dance floor.
Addison: So? Ask me anyway.

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Derek (enters the elevator): Morning. (looks at the Chief) What’s different?
Chief: Nothing.
Addison: Leave him be.
Derek: What happened to your hair?
Chief: Nothing.
Derek: Mmhmm. (Addison glares at him. Mark and Burke enter the elevator. Derek moves over next to Addison)
Derek (whispers to Addison): See? Look, watch.
Burke: What happened to your hair?
Addison (clears throat): Leave him be.
Mark: He dyed it.
Derek: But why?
Addison (whispering as she whacks Derek with her newspaper): Leave him be! 
Derek: Ow! (whispers) What’re you doing? What?
Burke: Okay, but why?
Chief: Men who have gray hair get noticed less than men who don’t.
Derek: By who?
Burke: By the ladies. 
(Mark laughs, then coughs to cover it up)

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Addison: I can’t compete. He’s not having an affair, he’s not trying to hurt me, he’s just… The only people who don’t know Derek loves Meredith are Derek and Meredith. How do I compete with that?